if you’re ever having a bad day just blame it all on kim kardashian’s foot
18th May 2013
Reblogged From lucyintheskywithunicorns
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“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great
we tricked you all into looking the other way
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
Dark time indeed. Even Voldemort was jealous of The Lamp.
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SCREAMING
SCREECHING
oh dear lord
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mom, dad……………………….
i’m animeAW HELL NO THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND FUJIKO-CHAN
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THIS MAN WON THE QUESTION
HE DID IT
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS. HE UNDERSTANDS WOMEN. LOL.
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asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh
Is this a challenge
*Sonic X theme song starts playing*
